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About Me:

I'm Cheska. I love & eat too much.

"All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.” - Liz Lemon

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Aug 31 2014 12:44 am

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So Mare brought me back a teenth of that Heisenberg shit from New Mexico…

No but real talk, this is from the place that actually makes the prop blue meth for Breaking Bad and I am so excited and can’t thank @madeomagic enough 💙🌀💙

Aug 30 2014 3:56 pm

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Aug 30 2014 2:38 pm

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Aug 30 2014 11:07 am

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(Source: corporation-cats, via unimpressedcats)

Aug 30 2014 11:03 am

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When residents request programs…

(via fuckyeahreslife)

Aug 29 2014 7:22 pm

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“The female love interest is boring to me. A female that’s interesting, smart, funny – that’s what I’m drawn to. I wouldn’t say that every character has to be smart, but she has to have one trait I can relate to.”

-Aubrey Plaza (September issue of Nylon Magazine)

Aug 29 2014 7:21 pm

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Aug 29 2014 6:17 pm

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When parents blame you for the room their kid was assigned to.

(via fuckyeahreslife)

Aug 29 2014 6:09 pm

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I do believe I’ve made a friend.

Aug 29 2014 5:56 pm

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Aug 29 2014 5:36 pm

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Please say M. Then I can say N. Then we can sing the alphabet.

Aug 29 2014 4:02 pm

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Aug 29 2014 12:40 am

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Aug 28 2014 10:51 pm

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My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

(via officialwhitegirls)

Aug 28 2014 10:29 pm

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Cool things:

Today on my way to work, a girl stopped me and asked me for advice on the programs she wants to have this semester about domestic violence/sexual harassment because she said “I’ve seen you talk at BCSG meetings and you always have really good ideas”.

Also apparently people are really nice to you when you actually try to look cute and do your makeup. There are a lot of really genuinely sweet people on this campus.

It’s just really nice to feel appreciated for things you’re not really trying to gain appreciation for :)